"Mental health warning - you can disassemble the courts, the law and the lawyers into a design of your own making, if you act fast enough. Or you can wait until they all turn up, in conspiracy against you. Your choice."

Strange warning, but timely.

Right now I'm in downtown Boise, Idaho. Conspiracy central.

One potato, two potato, three potato, time to cross the street. They even sell stuffed potato dolls at the tourist gift shop. You know that district from any other big city you might have lived in or visited.

See, here's the thing. "Mental health" is part and parcel of identity theft. Just like those financial advisers from Charles Schwab who are so eager along with their shyster buddies at the state bar association to lobotomize you and find you incompetent to manage your own money.